Meredith Ashton
Restaurant Review
22 October 2016
The Grand Lux Café:
“Grand-Casual” Excess
In 1949 Evelyn Overton made a cheesecake for her husband’s
boss. It must have been one hell of a cheesecake, as this single dessert
spawned The Cheesecake Factory, an international empire of chain restaurants fueled
by customers’ love of ridiculously large portions. Evelyn’s son, David,
designed the Grand Lux Café as a sibling chain to its famed counterpart,
offering a slightly pricier menu of seafood and steaks than its more
appetizer-and-burger focused antecedent.
The first Grand Lux Café opened in Las Vegas in 1999 at the
famed Venetian Resort, Hotel, & Casino, where it fit the Vegas vibe of
excess and splendor. Inspired by extensive European touring, the menu features “seductive
flavor profiles” from around the globe, blending the grandeur of Europe with
the more casual American dining experience. Chicago’s Grand Lux was the third
location to open in the US.
Grand Lux Cafe Las Vegas |
The Grand Lux embodies the spirit of its birthplace and founders,
presenting an incredible feast for the senses as well as the stomach. The
restaurant offers a fun dining experience for special occasions, but most
definitely borders on the excessive for the everyday dinner.
The self-prescribed term “casual” is used very loosely to
refer to Grand Lux dining.
The large venue and extensive menu provide “something for
everyone,” however, the only cohesion between the dishes and the décor seems to
be the elements of excessive decadence and portion sizes.
Indeed, it was a sensory experience to just make it to my
dinner table. I started in the restaurant’s large, street-level foyer with marble
walls detailed in shimmering gold accents, the noisy din of the restaurant
floating down from the floor above. Next, I ascended to the restaurant’s mail
floor via escalator (much to the delight of the little girl behind
me—escalators are very exciting.) I was greeted with an onslaught of rapidly
moving waiters, the clatter of cutlery and customer chatter, and the tantalizing
aromas wafting from the open kitchen. While the business does not accept
reservations, it was only a twenty minute wait for a table, which is excellent
for a Friday night in Chicago.
The Grand Lux boasts more than 500 seats, spread
strategically throughout a handful of cavernous dining rooms. I suggest you
take a minute and drink it all in. If you’re like me, you’ll probably
shamelessly spin in a full 360—admiring the large hand-blown glass light
fixtures and chandeliers draped from the ceiling, illuminating the intricate
murals of geometric patterns and classical cultural scenes. The decadent décor
was dizzying. It was with a sigh of relief that I retreated into the haven of
my little booth in an adjacent space set apart from the central dining room. This
smaller room was more intimate, with floor-to-ceiling windows overlooking the Chicago’s
evening skyline; the lightly pulsing electric signs and headlights from the
street traffic below charmingly lit up our cozy-leather-lined booth.
The Grand Lux’s menu is both daunting and oxymoronic.
Self-described as globe-trotting “grand-casual” food, for the
unprepared diner the diverse selection
can be overwhelming. Many items on the menu blur the line of traditional
“American” cuisine by combining foreign ingredients and techniques with
familiar dishes. While, in general, the
Grand Lux excels with its main courses, the accompanying side dishes do not
receive the same level of attention and detail in the kitchen.
The emphasis is clearly on constructing what is familiar,
and in no way could the Lux’s “international” cuisine stand up to a restaurant
focused on a single ethnic cuisine.
The Creamy Spinach & Cheese Dip arrived in what could
best be described as a large ceramic vat. In addition to its wide girth, the
dish delivered in the cheesiness department, offering a rich and creamy mixture
of spinach and various cheeses. The spicy bite of the accompanying salsa added
a surprising accent to the otherwise savory dish. There were, unfortunately,
hardly enough chips to finish half the dish, and neither were said tortillas
salted, which seemed an odd area in which to skimp.
It was after the appetizer that our server, who had been
polite but disengaged, was suddenly substituted for a younger, far more
enthusiastic (and close-talking) waiter who filled our glasses after every few
sips. The food came very quickly, with little thought to the pacing of the meal
for the guests. We were still wading through the spinach dip when our entrees
arrived.
Miso Glazed Salmon |
The Grand Lux is known for their meat and seafood, so I
gamely trudged through several pages of the menu until I found their specialty
dishes. The Miso Glazed Salmon with rice and stir-fried vegetables presented an
interesting take on a classic “American” dish with Japanese-inspired culinary
elements. Miso is a paste made from fermented soybeans and barely malt, and
while I had enjoyed miso soup before, I was a tad skeptical about smothering it
on a fish. It turned out to be freaking delicious. The salmon absorbed the
sweet-and-sour miso flavor and was so perfectly cooked that it fell off my fork
upon carving into the fish. The sauce tied the salmon together with the
accompanying stir-fried veggies, which offered a light crunch to the fish, and
the rice, while nothing noteworthy, created a lovely, although bland, base for
the rest of the flavorful dish.
I’ll preface my description of the Parmesan Crusted Pork
Chop with a confession: I am a lifelong vegetarian of nearly twenty years. As
such, take it as you will when I say that the garlic-buttered breadcrumb crust
added a delicious crunch to the tender pork beneath. It was one of the few meat
dishes that I would like to try again. The accompanying cooked carrots, however,
were reduced to a tasteless mush, a true tragedy compared to the rest of the
dish.
New Orleans Beignets |
For guests with second stomachs, the Grand Lux has an
in-house bakery from which customers can order directly. I was intrigued by the
New Orleans Beignets on the menu, and a quick internet search identified them
as “fried squares of dough sprinkled with confectioners sugar.” In a serendipitous
turn of events, I discovered that beignets are, in fact, just fancy donuts! I
might even venture to say that they’re slightly superior to their rich cousins,
as their light and fluffy consistency allows the guest to consume the entire
basket of the round, powdered sugar dough-balls (or at least, that was my
experience) after the enormous entrée course. While the chocolate sauce was
solidified and the strawberry sauce a sickly sweet concoction, the yellow cream
was the perfect compliment for beignet-dipping.
After the final dessert course, if you’re not absolutely
stuffed to the brim with food, then you haven’t done the Grand Lux correctly.
For me, it was a pleasant sensory overload soaked in creamy cheese dip and
savory miso sauce, sprinkled with confectioners sugar. If you’re looking for a
stimulating, full-body dining experience, then The Grand Lux Cafe is the place
for you. As for the fainter of heart, or those simply desiring a reasonably-portioned,
lighter meal, I would suggest looking elsewhere. The Lux has definitely
super-sized since the days of Evelyn’s single cheesecake.